Talk to the Glove 'Cause the Dr. Aint Listening!

The Brown Sauce Sandwich Song

BROWN SAUCE SANDWICHES
BROWN SAUCE SANDWICHES
WOULD YOU LIKE A PILE OF BROWN SAUCE SANDWICHES?
BROWN SAUCE SANDWICHES BROWN SAUCE SANDWICHES
BROWN SAUCE SANDWICHES
OINK! OINK! PIG!

LEE B:
Is that it?

DR. STRANGEGLOVE:
Yeh.

LEE B:
It's not much of a song is it?

DR. STRANGEGLOVE:
Shut up.

"Free duck with every bottle!"

"Goes with anything... Chips, chocolate, scuba-divers, willow-trees, bath salts..."

"I always keep a bottle of BROWWWWWWN SAUCE next to my bed. It keeps the Phantom Leg Locker away...!"

Warning! Regular consumption of brown sauce can be hazardous to your health.

It can make you talk and act just like the eeeeeh man.

Always read the label. If symptoms persist please contact your nearest brain surgeon.